Scene 1 (bus)

Hopped off the bus at Double Branch,

With a lunchbox in my hand.

Welcome to the land of school success,

I don’t wanna get an “N”!

 

Scene 2 (classroom)

Threw down a dab

Cause I made it on time.

Look to my right and Gary’s got the quiet sign.

I’m really feelin’ lazy

But everyone seems so focused.

My tummy’s turnin’ so I’m gonna hit the clinic

That McGriddle what was in it?! (Show the mcgriddle wrapper in the trash)

Then my teacher whips out the remote control

 

And the news show song goes on,

And the news show song goes on,

And the news show song goes on,

So I put my book down hand on my heart,

Sayin’ the pledge today,

(Footage of the main character maybe some drone aerial shots)

Flags in the air like “yeah!”

Rocket’s red glare like “yeah!”

So I put my book down their playin’ AV,

You know I’m gonna be awake!

Yaaa it’s a great day at the Ranch

 

 

Scene 3

Goin’ to math with Ms. Jaskiel

Got my fluency practice now,

Like who’s that kid dividing it—

My brain just went kapow!

 

Scene 4 (all AV in Ms. Hodros class reading to kindergartners)

Propped up reading buddies all around me,

Trying to make it to that Rancher Buck party

But all I’m thinkin bout is nachos

I Really wanna get those Dojos!

My STEM fair project isn’t done gonna be sick

Soda dumped now I’m finished

Then the teacher pours in all the vinegar

And the lava’s gonna blow

And the lava’s gonna blow

And the lava’s gonna BLOW!

 

So I put my notes down, goggles on

Paper towels ain’t enough today,

Moppin’ the floor like, (yeah)

Ms. Cheri head’s like yea,

 

Then I hear the bell ring

Time to go home

Gonna ride the bus today

Yea aa a a a a a a

It’s a great day at the Ranch

Yaaaaaaa

It’s a great day at the Ranch

Gotta eat some food tonight (Chic fil-aaay)

Brush my teeth and say goodnight (make ‘em white)

Get my homework done on time (coffee time)

Alexa wakes me up and I feel sublime

So I put my shoes on

Lunch in a bag

Back on the bus today

Fist bump my friend like yea

Droppin’ a bow like yea

So I…

(Silence at bus stop railroad crossing – maybe mouthing gibberish a la ‘Shy Ronnie’)_____________

_____________

 

Yaaaaa aaa

It’s a great day at the Ranch

Yaaaaaaa

It’s a great day at the Ranch

So I give a head nod

Throw a peace sign

Keepin’ it real today

Flags in the air like “yeah!”

Rocket’s red glare like “yeah!”

So I put my book down their playin’ AV,

You know I’m gonna be awake!

Yaaa it’s a great day at the Ranch

Yaaa it’s a great day at the Ranch